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Tuesday, March 31, 2015


Nigerians are so used to the idea that an incumbent should win presidential elections that President Goodluck Jonathan's failure to beat Gen Muhammadu Buhari needs some explaining.
Here are five reasons why the opposition won:
1: Harder to rig
Past elections have been marred by serious irregularities and suspicions of rigging. In 2007 observers said the presidential poll was not "credible". In 2011 the vote was considered to be better run but observers said that rigging and fraud still took place. This time the electoral commission took more steps to prevent rigging, including new biometric voters cards. Also President Jonathan's party, the People's Democratic Party (PDP), had lost control of some key states which meant it could not control the electoral process there. 2: Boko Haram and army has made some recent gains against Boko Haram, but not enough to convince Nigerians The election took place against the background of an Islamist insurgency in the north-east of the country. The Boko Haram militant group has killed 20,000 people and forced some three million others from their homes and President Jonathan was criticised for not getting to grips with this. The poll was delayed for six weeks to give time for the security situation to improve, but even though most areas controlled by Boko Haram were recaptured, it seems to have come too late for many people.

3: United opposition, crumbling PDP

The extra six weeks of vigorous campaigning by the PDP was not enough to halt the slide in the party's fortunes The PDP has been described as an election-winning machine. When it was created it united a northern elite with leading politicians from the south, but that alliance has broken up and the party lost some key figures. Even former President Olusegun Obasanjo came out against Mr Jonathan. At the same time, the opposition managed to unite under the All Progressives Congress (APC) banner. The last six weeks of desperate and dirty campaigning, in which the APC responded in kind, was not enough to turn the tide.
4: Economy
Nigeria's economy is growing but the wealth is not being spread around Nigeria is Africa's biggest oil producer and its largest economy, but many fail to feel the benefits with nearly half the population living below the poverty line. Continued corruption is seen as partly being to blame. National income is due to grow by more than 5% this year and next year, but people did not seem in the mood to thank Mr Jonathan for this.
 5: Time for a CHANGE
 supporters chanted "change" wherever they went and it seems to have caught the mood. The PDP has been in power since the end of military rule in 1999, and 2015 is the year that Nigerians decided that someone else should have a go at sorting things out. President-elect Buhari now has to prove he really can change things.
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King Executive Suite – InterContinental Lagos Hotel
Ultra-luxury is the exact word for Intercontinental Lagos Hotel, a place where a night’s stay may cost
more than the average gross salary. Think of a room that you would be paying an average nightly rate of
$ 2,435.00 USD.

You must be wondering the type of sleep that you would get there. This is more
than luxury; you are offered a complete breakfast, 2 hours boardroom usage, lounge access cocktail and Ferragamo bath amenities. You can request for
rollaway bed and Nespresso machine. This is really an upmarket hotel for lavish purses!

Visit: Intercontinental Lagos Hotel

Rates: $ 2,435.00 per night as at 12th March, 2015

Location: Kofo Abayomi Street – Plot
52 Victoria Island, Lagos
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2. Presidential Suite – Sheraton Hotels & Resorts Abuja
Just imagine laying down in a posh king size bed with the fancy sheets, covers and throw pillows; it’s
a beautiful experience. The 203 square meter Presidential Suite is more than just any suite, it offers a grand living room, separate kitchenette with fridge, separate guest toilet, grand living room, work office that is equipped with internet access and 2-Bedroom Suite featuring 1 master bedroom plus 1 twin bedroom. Savour the blissful sophistication of this great home that is comfort like your home.

Visit: Sheraton Abuja Hotel

Rates: $1953 per night as at 12th March, 2015

Location: Ladi Kwali Way · Abuja, Abuja Federal Capital Territory,
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3. Signature Presidential Suite – Eko Hotel & Suites
This is the most prestigious hotel in the city of Lagos, it is strategically located to give spectacular views of
the Kuramo Lagoon and the Atlantic Ocean. You can experience the ultimate comfort while you are far from home in this most extravagant suite, equipped with
two separate King size bedrooms, working / dining Area, a lounge area, large screen TVs, hi-fi stereo system and luxurious bathroom with whirlpool bath and shower .

Visit: Eko Hotel and Suites

Rates: $1292 per night as at 12th March, 2015

Location: Plot 1415 Adetokunbo Ademola Street, PMB 12724, Victoria Island, Lagos
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4. Junior Suite – Protea Hotel Ikeja
This suite is super –opulent and has set the standard for luxury in Nigerian hotels. Many guests give Protea Hotel the credit for its lavish and unique theme that is so breathtaking. You will be amazed with the all-inclusive facilities the suite offers and the hotel’s customer care service will impress you. It is situated in a safe and tranquil environment.

Visit: Protea Hotel Ikeja

Rates: $922 per night as at 12th March 2015

Location: Plot 42/44, Isaac John Street, GRA, Ikeja, Lagos,


5. Apartment King 2 Bed City – Federal Palace Hotel and Casino
This is another Lagos hotel with an eclectic blend of flourishing décor and lush facilities, which harmoniously unites the serenity of the location and its elaborate grandeur. Staying at this room is always a ritzy experience that fuses glamour and comfort in a room.

Visit: Federal Palace Hotel

Rates: $1027 per night as at 12th March 2015

Location: 6-8 Ahmadu Bello Way, Lagos
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Thursday, March 19, 2015


Almost every lady has a corresponding maga because an average Naija guy is a potential maga

No matter how smart you are , you may still come across those money-grubbing girls that would go to any length to grub every last kobo in your pocket.

We do not have all day, let's get to business cool

Now grab your yoyo bitters and pop-corn, relax and ready meticulously cheesy

10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga

1. Desperation For Sex
When you show too much desperation for sex gratification, you are on a path to maga zone, a zone which makes girls see you as their source of finance. Many ladies use sex as a leverage to cash in on unsuspected guys, force you to make solemn promises especially when you exhibit too much desperation. I could recall when a friend living next to my apartment invited a lady all the way from Lagos to Ado-Ekiti. The next morning he told me he had to prostrate and started making solemn promises before the lady gave in, and I was like, what height of desperation is that?

2. Refusing To Back Off
Some dudes are hell bent even when a lady outrightly tells then she's not interested. In this scenario, there are two things involved: firstly, some guys think that when a lady refuse them, they can use money and gift to get the lady into liking them. By so doing, the lady will see that as an opportunity to bleed the guy in question dry.

Secondly, having told you on many occasions that she feels nothing for you and you are adamant to back off. Since her stalker is making last-ditch attempts to get her, she will resort to put and fleece you in the maga zone.

3. Sending Recharge Quickly
It has become everyday disposition of average Nigerian girls to request recharge card from guys. A good number of them use various excuses (such as I'm broke and I need to call a nephew of my uncle's sister cousin brother of my father's uncle, I'm sick and I need recharge card, as if it were drugs etc) to get guys to send them recharge card. Don't get it twisted, there's actually nothing wrong sending recharge card to a lady in need, but some ladies take advantage of that to make you look mumu. You got to meet a lady and you are already sending her recharge card the first week just because you want to get the key to her heart, my brother, you are most likely to get into the maga list.

4. Being Overly Caring
Being caring is very good but one should do it with caution or else, you might be taken for granted. I have once overheard a lady called a dude on the phone, pretended she was ill and requested for money. Immediately she dropped the call, her friends said they doubt if the guy would send the money. I was so shocked when she said " Dem no born am well make e no send am" waaaaaaaaaat ? !!! Is it a crime to be overly caring to ladies ?

5. Notice Me Attitude
Many guys become a "YES" person because they want to impress lady. The truth is, every lady seeks financial security but no lady wants to marry a fool. Some dudes would always want to do things so that a lady would not see them as broke dudes, I'm sorry if you are the 'I-WANT-TO-IMPRESS' type, then your chances of being magad is very high

6 Forcing Yourself On Her
The best thing that can ever happen to you is when a lady has been fantacizing about you, but when a lady does not feel you at all and you are making last-ditch effort to get her. You are most likely to end up in the maga zone

7. Doing What You Are Not Capable Of
The best way to know if a lady likes you naturally is when you try to appear broke. Some would however drift away soon as they know the wealth of your pocket while some would wait; if you are flaunting your gadget(s) and doing what you are not capable of, then she's most likely to turn you into a maga.

8. Being Shy To Say NO
Personally, I'm never ashamed to say I don't have so I don't know why some guys are so ashamed to tell a lady they don't have. I have seen a case when a dude took a lady to an eatery and after spending all he had, he gave her money for cab and trekked home (miles away). I guess he was ashamed to tell the lady he wasn't with enough cash

9. Boasting About Your Finances
Money itself makes noise so I see no reason why you should boast about your family, or bank account. When you are caught doing this, then it's just one of the things we are talking about

10 Overhyping A Lady
When you overhype a lady, she sees herself like the queen of England and expects you to start running helter skelter when she demands from you
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This 10 tips will guide you along if you will allow your brain to absorb it before your marriage. Brainnews Nigeria brings this one. Read and tell us where errors are, be positive while reading. Stay blessed.

1. Work on your anger: Learn how to control your anger. Hot temper damages marriage.

2. Work on your promiscuity: Adultery destroys marriage. Do not cheat on your spouse.

3. Work on your degree of maturity: Marriage is for the matured minds and not kids.

4. Work on your finances: You need money to make your family work & be comfortable.

5. Work on the degree of trust between you and your spouse: Trust your spouse at all time, if this is highly attend to, your marriage will work perfectly. Do not marry a person you don’t trust.

6. Work on your Choice of Partner: According to a research carried out by Eyo Nse, 60% of most Beautiful and handsome humans lacks intelligency alot, as a man you need a beautiful wife thou, but when she can’t read her book or write her name you will surely remember this piece of mind someday. she/he will someday go ugly at old age so be inform.

7. Work on your Character: A Character is link with when you have a broken tyre on a highway while driving to or back from work, without you fixing the bad tyre you can’t continue your journey. What do i mean here? Good character keeps marriage going smoothly, although 21st century humans believe people of good character are fools, can this be true? Work on your character, treat people equally cos someone you may meet up street may be the same person you will meet down street. Be your self always.

8. How good are you in the kitchen?
Some women are so poor in the kitchen, believe me, this has destroy so many marriages previously, and it may not stop occurring. How will you feel when your intending husband comes back home with visitors and one of them asks was the food cooked by your wife or the house help? Cos i feel like vomiting. Go learn how to cook if you can’t please, catering school is most preferable since you decided to go partying when your mother was in the kitchen cooking.

9. Have God approve that project? Tell it to Jesus, he will surely give you his full attention, remember he is the master of the universe. Are you a baptised christian? How close are you with God? Does God knows your name? He who finds a wife finds a good thing remember. Pray lot and God will guide and provide you with your rightful partner.

10) Prayer: And finally, Prayer matters alot in everything, be it christian and be it muslim etc. Commit it to your creature according to your religious believe and you will succeed.

Go ahead and execute your mission after taking the above points into consideration and failure will never be your potion.
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It’s normal to see Nigerian Customs Officers at every International Airport in the country. If you are returning to Nigeria from overseas with a light or heavy baggage, you will be searched thoroughly to make sure you are not carrying forbidden or restricted items.

Every Nigerian love souvenirs, they buy and carry as much as they can. An unforgettable journey isn’t perfect without taking some souvenirs home for our families and friends. However, you should be careful with things that could land you in trouble at the point of entry, as Nigerian customs have special ways of searching for prohibited items in your baggage. If you want to save yourself some good money, time and from embarrassment at the airport, here are 10 things Nigerian customs must not find in your baggage.
 
 
 
1. Fresh or Preserved Foods
Am not sure people would want to carry fresh fruits and vegetables, cereals and eggs, and persevered foods all the way from another country to Nigeria. However, such items are prohibited.

2. Jewellery and Precious Metals
No Nigerian will ever want to skimp on keepsakes like jewellery, however, it is advisable to be careful on the type of jewellery you buy when you travel. Precious metals or stones are quite expensive.

If you are travelling with them, it is better to declare to the customs on arrival.

3. Hard Drugs
Checking baggages for hard drugs and cocaine has become the main reason why security is so tight and strict at the International airport.

Bodies and baggages are thoroughly searched for hard drugs and cocaine and if it is discovered on your body or in your bag, you will be arrested by the Law Enforcement and may end up in jail.

4. Guns, Firearms and Explosives
All firearms and ammunition are prohibited in carry-on and checked baggage. You are not permitted to carry explosives too. If you are carrying a gun, it is better to declare at the point of entry and you must have permits for the ammunition.



5. Sharp Objects
Sharp objects, which are capable of causing injury are things Nigerian customs must not find in your baggage. Knifes, hatchets, arrows and darts etc. are not allowed.

6. Money
Money Laundering in Nigeria is a crime. Therefore if you are carrying a cash value exceeding $5, 000, you may be prosecuted.

7. Gifts and Souvenirs
Gifts and souvenirs exceeding a value of N50, 000 are prohibited items; excluding items like camera, smartphones and other luxury goods.

8. Pharmaceutical products
Even though, some pharmaceutical products can be carried in a checked baggage, when such products are in bulk, they may be seized.


9. Beer, Stout and Sparkling Wines
Imported beer, stout and sparkling wines should not be in your baggage as the Nigerian customs will seized them.

10. Live Animals
Live Animals such as dogs and cats must be accompanied by rabies and health certificate issued by a certified veterinary. Other types of live or dead animals are prohibited.

It’s very important to check your bags prior to travelling to make sure you are not carrying any prohibited or restricted item. For more information on prohibition and restricted items, visit the Nigeria Custom Service website on https://www.customs.gov.ng/Stakeholders/passengers_concessions.php

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1. The Geek
These Set Of People Are Those Who Capitalise On
The lack of knowledge of the other groups. These
people can make A N5000 have the features of A
N250,000 phone.. I love these group. People know
them but these guys remain silent until they're
called

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2. The Phone Joseph
These People Are Like Joseph in the bible that had
dreams about his future. The only difference is that
Joseph's dreams came to reality but these guys
would hardly or ever achieve that Dream.
Every they you meet them, "I wan buy I BB Z10 you
know how much? , I wan buy iphone 6..e.t.c..
To buy na big wahala


3. The IMUA Student

The IMUA (I Must Use Android) Student Is A
Desperate Person. He would go at any length to get
an Android phone. He won't bother if the screen is
broken, the speaker sounds like an old radio, the
charging point isn't working or even the phone can't
even power. He'll still buy the Phone and try to fix it.
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4.WPC AGENT
WMC (WALKING PHONE COMPANY)
I FEAR THIS GUYS PASS.

. These Guys Don't Have A Smartphone. They aren't
even as smart as the geeks but their Area Of
specialization Is a plus to the Android Community..
These people know the exact or approximate price
of any smartphone in the market, some can even tell
you the specifications of each phone.


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5 Miss Posh

These Are Big Girls, They Have Virtually any Every
Social Network On Their Phone.
The Only Problem With This Group is They Don't
Know How To Fix Any Problem On Any Of The Social
Networks And End Up Running To The Geeks For
Help..I Trust Some Geeks Sha.. If na Whatsapp You
Wan Open Or Fix. They Don collect the bae
number...


6. Mugu 1960.
These Guys Should Never Touch Your Device. They
have no idea how an Android Phone Works. They'll
Keep Drawing Patterns Till Your Phone Locks, Five
Minutes Later They Unistall Your Most Important
Apps And Delete Your Photos..


7. The Drug Dealer
I know why I used drug dealer here.. These Guys
Change Phones Every Week or Month. They can use
6 different phones in a space of 3 weeks
I drop my pen here... Feel Free To Add Yours
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Tuesday, March 17, 2015





1. Everything she does is cute and adorable, but do not tell her she’s cute or adorable. She wants to be a sexy goddess, not “cute.” This means she wants you to make her feel like she’s Gisele even though she’s tiny.

2. Also “tiny” is not a cute pet name. Call her babe, baby, bae — whatever. But do not call her tiny or shorty for that matter (unless you’ve cleared it with her and she’s down with that nickname).

3. Please don’t ask to pick her up. She isn’t a puppy or a baby. She wants to know you respect her. If she wants you to pick her up, she’ll most likely run and jump on you like she’s reenacting a scene from The Notebook.

4. She doesn’t discriminate against shorter guys, but she has her eye on tall men. What? She wants to give her kids a shot at being tall one day, and in her dreams, her 5-foot-2 self + your 6-foot-3 self = a 5-foot-9 daughter/ son.

5. What she lacks in height, she makes up for in personality. There’s a good chance your petite new love interest is a “firecracker,” as some say, which will make you love her even more.

6. You’ll most likely have to bend down or at least strain your neck every time you want to kiss her. But it will be so worth the crick in your neck that you’ll probably get once in a while.

7. Don’t underestimate her. She’s small but she’s probably tougher than you.

8. Don’t rest your arm on top of her head. It makes her feel like her neck is going to break (note: It was made to support the weight of her pretty little head only, possibly along with a motorcycle helmet, if you’re that kind of guy). The arm on her head makes her like your kid sister, not your lover.

9. She likes being little. Don’t make it sound like a bad thing. After all, she can wear the highest heels without looking ridiculous, which she knows makes her tall friends jealous.

10. If you keep things where she can’t reach them, she will make you get them. Every time. So please don’t put her poo on a high shelf.

11. She will always be in high heels, so don’t expect to be able to walk to dinner. And if you do want a romantic night of walking around town, let her know in advance so girlfriend can at least wear a wedge.

12. She is really good at crawling into small places, like the window of your apartment that you’re locked out of. So, on the off chance that you left your window open, she’s got this and you’ll be chilling on your couch in no time.

13. Hold her hand. Always. It’s actually pretty scary to be lost in a crowd of people taller than you, so hang on tight and don’t let go.

14. Any time she wants to tell you something in your ear, be prepared to bend down to her level. Unless of course you’re sitting down. Then it’s much easier to communicate.

15. Unlike the tall girl you last dated, you can put her in almost any position you want when you’re fooling around. Think Cirque de Soleil-like positions like these. Yes, this could be your reality.

16. She makes one hell of a little spoon. She’ll be the yin to your yang and all will be right in the world.
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