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We all know that visiting a newspaper joint is one of the most interesting place to be at times coz of some crazy people and their hilarious persona over there. I have visited so many newspaper joint and here i am today to give you the list of the types of people I've met at the joint, grab your bottle of orijin as you roll with me: 1 The Buyers These are the categories of people that are there to buy the newspaper and get out of there in peace, the gat no time to argue or exchange words with anybody. 2 The Free-Readers Without these sets of people in the joint, then the joint is incomplete. Their mission is to come and read for free, at times you can even find them at the joint before the arrival of the vendor, the usually take 70% of the population. 3 The Football Freaks These sets of people are always easy to recognize, all you need to say is "Up Chelsea!!!", that is their remote control. if you love yourself, don't just badmouth their clubs or else! you...

Think on these things... 1. Being alone does not mean you are lonely, and being lonely does not mean you are alone. 2. Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off. It’s about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can. 3. Anyone can come into your life and say how much they love you. It takes someone really special to stay in your life and show how much they love you. 4. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy clothes. Don’t save it for a special occasion; today is special. 5. Love and appreciate your parents. We are often so busy growing up, we forget they are also growing old. 6. When you have to start compromising yourself and your morals for the people around you, it’s probably time to change the people around you. 7. Learn to love yourself first, instead of loving the idea of other people loving you. 8. When someone tells you, “You’ve changed,” it might simply be because you’ve stopped living your life their way...

The most populated country in Africa, Nigeria has become an untapped tourist paradise with long stretches of exotic beaches, lush mountains, well preserved tradition and culture and enchanting tourist attractions. From the spiritual shines to the ancient cities of the north, from the river deltas to the Yoruba kingdoms, the Ibo’s stunning environments and among many simply pure sceneries; Nigeria leaves every visitor breathing hard with suspense and excitement. We present to you 30 top attractions in Nigeria: 1. The Ibeno Beach Photo Source: Skyscrapercity.com A blissful destination for tourists stretched over 245km on a sand bank in Ibeno lies the Ibeno Beach, a little haven for leisure seekers. The roaring waves, spots for sunbathing, unpolluted foliage of the mangrove forest, cool breeze from the water and a lush surrounding give this destination an unimaginable allure for tourists. Location: Ibeno, Akwa Ibom State 2. Obudu Mountain Resort Above the sea level on the...

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Every so often, and Instagram feed comes along that has me going back weeks, looking at all the posts I can muster. When I saw Stephen Brusche's Instagram feed, I knew it would be at least an hour before I came up for air. Though he shares much of his art on his page, he is best known for his banana art, which is, well, exactly what it sounds like. Using ink and what I imagine to be a very sharp knife, Stephen carves shapes out the skin of the banana, taking great care to not damage the structural integrity of the fruit inside. Then, he uses a pen to fill in an illustration with what is left of the peel. His cutouts are precise and his drawing skills are top notch, and the result of his efforts is, well, bananas. These are some examples of Stephen's best work. I squealed when I saw my favorite character from The Wire. Can you find him? 1.The Adam & Eve Bananas 2.The Nativity Bananas 3. The Noah's Ark Bananas (Two-By-Two Of Course) 4.The Cutest Banana ...

1. The Perverts These ones cannot be placed in a particular age bracket. They span from young to old. You find them mostly in BRT's and Molue's. (Our ever happy standing committee crew) They are always looking for an avenue to stand behind anything FEmale and "tap current" (in their minds, age is just a number ). Like my padi Albeto2k go talk, "Konji na bastard". The last one I experienced was on a BRT. I was relaxing when all of a sudden the elderly woman standing beside me shouted at the elderly man standing right behind her "Oga hold dat thing ooo, nor let am touch me again" 2. The Toasters These group have this particular track by Iyanya ft Don jazzy "Gift", on repeat mode in their head. They are constantly looking for anything in skirt. Their sole mission is to find out what is underneath it. (Orijin101 how far nah? ) Once they are about to board a bus, they scan very well and locate the prettiest chick on the bus, ...