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The kinds of girls an hustling Nigerian guy needs in his life 1. Miss Economical She is the type that ensures his money is well spent. She can cook a pot of soup with #500. She hardly collects from him. 2. Miss Patience She is the type that believes in his dreams and can survive long years of humble beginnings with him. She is patient. 3. Miss Encourager When my guy is tired and weary, she encourages him. She is an expert in encouraging. Such girls are quite an asset. 4. Miss Worker My pastor's wife told us to marry a worker for a few reasons. One is, she can help you in financial matters. If you are boxed up, you can date a brokie. But a hustler, you need a worker Two good heads are better than one, lol! 5. Miss Gentle She is the type that wouldn't fight his boyfriend over lil issues. She is a nice girl. I like her type joor Gentle girls are few. Me need one 6. Miss Generous I know her. She prefers to give to him than to receive from him. She is a cheerful giver. S...

This list comprises of 16 Nigerian inventors who have contributed to development in various fields worldwide. 1. Saheed Adepoju He is the inventor of the INYE-1 & 2, tablet computers designed for the African market. Bio: Saheed is the Co-founder of Encipher Limited, a Nigerian-based technology company that introduced the first android-powered tablet into Nigeria. The INYE-1, which was unveiled in April 2010 is a 7-inch resistive screen tablet. It runs android 2.1 and allows users to connect to the internet using its inbuilt WIFI card and to use an external 3G modem from GSM networks. It offers about 3 hours of battery life and allows HDMI output to HDMI capable devices. INYE-2, which was unveiled in May 2011, is an 8-inch capacitive screen tablet. It runs Android 2.2 and allows users to connect to the internet using its inbuilt Wi-Fi card as well as its inbuilt SIM. It offers about 8 hours of battery life and allow users to connect to other USB devices. 2. Seyi Oyesola ...

As announced by Prof Attahiru Jega, chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission... "14 candidates, fielded by 14 political parties participated in the election. We'd like to announce the votes for each party"  Acredited voters - 31,756,490 AA - 22, 125 ACPN - 40,311 AP - 30,673 ADC - 29,666 APA - 53,537 APC - 15,424,921 CPP -, 36,300 HOPE - 7,435 KOWA - 13,076 NCP - 24, 455 PDP - 12,853,162 PPN - 24,475 UDP - 9,208 UPP - 18,220 Total valid votes - 28,587,564 Rejected votes - 844, 519 Total - 29,432,083  congrat buharite.....

Nigerians are so used to the idea that an incumbent should win presidential elections that President Goodluck Jonathan's failure to beat Gen Muhammadu Buhari needs some explaining. Here are five reasons why the opposition won: 1: Harder to rig Past elections have been marred by serious irregularities and suspicions of rigging. In 2007 observers said the presidential poll was not "credible". In 2011 the vote was considered to be better run but observers said that rigging and fraud still took place. This time the electoral commission took more steps to prevent rigging, including new biometric voters cards. Also President Jonathan's party, the People's Democratic Party (PDP), had lost control of some key states which meant it could not control the electoral process there. 2: Boko Haram and army has made some recent gains against Boko Haram, but not enough to convince Nigerians The election took place against the background of an Islamist insurgency in the north-...

King Executive Suite – InterContinental Lagos Hotel Ultra-luxury is the exact word for Intercontinental Lagos Hotel, a place where a night’s stay may cost more than the average gross salary. Think of a room that you would be paying an average nightly rate of $ 2,435.00 USD. You must be wondering the type of sleep that you would get there. This is more than luxury; you are offered a complete breakfast, 2 hours boardroom usage, lounge access cocktail and Ferragamo bath amenities. You can request for rollaway bed and Nespresso machine. This is really an upmarket hotel for lavish purses! Visit: Intercontinental Lagos Hotel Rates: $ 2,435.00 per night as at 12th March, 2015 Location: Kofo Abayomi Street – Plot 52 Victoria Island, Lagos 4 Likes 3 Shares 2. Presidential Suite – Sheraton Hotels & Resorts Abuja Just imagine laying down in a posh king size bed with the fancy sheets, covers and throw pillows; it’s a beautiful experience. The 203 square meter Pr...

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Almost every lady has a corresponding maga because an average Naija guy is a potential maga No matter how smart you are , you may still come across those money-grubbing girls that would go to any length to grub every last kobo in your pocket. We do not have all day, let's get to business Now grab your yoyo bitters and pop-corn, relax and ready meticulously 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga 1. Desperation For Sex When you show too much desperation for sex gratification, you are on a path to maga zone, a zone which makes girls see you as their source of finance. Many ladies use sex as a leverage to cash in on unsuspected guys, force you to make solemn promises especially when you exhibit too much desperation. I could recall when a friend living next to my apartment invited a lady all the way from Lagos to Ado-Ekiti. The next morning he told me he had to prostrate and started making solemn promises before the lady gave in, and I was like, what heig...

This 10 tips will guide you along if you will allow your brain to absorb it before your marriage. Brainnews Nigeria brings this one. Read and tell us where errors are, be positive while reading. Stay blessed. 1. Work on your anger: Learn how to control your anger. Hot temper damages marriage. 2. Work on your promiscuity: Adultery destroys marriage. Do not cheat on your spouse. 3. Work on your degree of maturity: Marriage is for the matured minds and not kids. 4. Work on your finances: You need money to make your family work & be comfortable. 5. Work on the degree of trust between you and your spouse: Trust your spouse at all time, if this is highly attend to, your marriage will work perfectly. Do not marry a person you don’t trust. 6. Work on your Choice of Partner: According to a research carried out by Eyo Nse, 60% of most Beautiful and handsome humans lacks intelligency alot, as a man you need a beautiful wife thou, but when she can’t read her book or write her nam...

It’s normal to see Nigerian Customs Officers at every International Airport in the country. If you are returning to Nigeria from overseas with a light or heavy baggage, you will be searched thoroughly to make sure you are not carrying forbidden or restricted items. Every Nigerian love souvenirs, they buy and carry as much as they can. An unforgettable journey isn’t perfect without taking some souvenirs home for our families and friends. However, you should be careful with things that could land you in trouble at the point of entry, as Nigerian customs have special ways of searching for prohibited items in your baggage. If you want to save yourself some good money, time and from embarrassment at the airport, here are 10 things Nigerian customs must not find in your baggage.       1. Fresh or Preserved Foods Am not sure people would want to carry fresh fruits and vegetables, cereals and eggs, and persevered foods all the way from another country to ...

1. The Geek These Set Of People Are Those Who Capitalise On The lack of knowledge of the other groups. These people can make A N5000 have the features of A N250,000 phone.. I love these group. People know them but these guys remain silent until they're called . 2. The Phone Joseph These People Are Like Joseph in the bible that had dreams about his future. The only difference is that Joseph's dreams came to reality but these guys would hardly or ever achieve that Dream. Every they you meet them, "I wan buy I BB Z10 you know how much? , I wan buy iphone 6..e.t.c.. To buy na big wahala 3. The IMUA Student The IMUA (I Must Use Android) Student Is A Desperate Person. He would go at any length to get an Android phone. He won't bother if the screen is broken, the speaker sounds like an old radio, the charging point isn't working or even the phone can't even power. He'll still buy the Phone and try to fix it. . 4.WPC AGENT WMC (WALKING PHONE COMPANY) I FEAR THIS G...

1. Everything she does is cute and adorable, but do not tell her she’s cute or adorable. She wants to be a sexy goddess, not “cute.” This means she wants you to make her feel like she’s Gisele even though she’s tiny. 2. Also “tiny” is not a cute pet name. Call her babe, baby, bae — whatever. But do not call her tiny or shorty for that matter (unless you’ve cleared it with her and she’s down with that nickname). 3. Please don’t ask to pick her up. She isn’t a puppy or a baby. She wants to know you respect her. If she wants you to pick her up, she’ll most likely run and jump on you like she’s reenacting a scene from The Notebook. 4. She doesn’t discriminate against shorter guys, but she has her eye on tall men. What? She wants to give her kids a shot at being tall one day, and in her dreams, her 5-foot-2 self + your 6-foot-3 self = a 5-foot-9 daughter/ son. 5. What she lacks in height, she makes up for in personality. There’s a good chance your petite new love interest ...

Its of general knowledge that evri1 has different ways of dissipating their pains when life tends 2 be unfair. Some lights dia marijuanas, some,pray, some head 2 d brothel while majority hits d bottle. But as for me, I love 2 write it out. So dnt mind any form of grammatical blunder or aberration in dix text cos a frustrated and half-sane graduate is currently on the keyboard. Just about a year ago wen I finished my nysc (just clocked 24 then), d hopes were extremely high. Tho its no news dat jobs aint readily available bt I was unpertubed cos I bliv am exceptionally different (I still am) and my chances are high due my being intelligent, smart, young, innovative only 2 mention few and above all armed wt a good 2-1.D job hunt started d day after my passing out(13th feb 2014) and till dz moment I haven't gotten a job and dia z no sign of one forth-coming. I can read ur mind @ dz junction! U are actually tinkin wats wrong wt dz one? He has just spent a year for job-hun...

You call it a "Rhetorical Question"? Maybe...But she asks with a keen look expecting an answer and unconsciously, you reply literally then she starts giving you the "silent treatment" or keep it in the secret archive of her busy heart to remind you sometime in the future...# deep sigh # Do they love being lied to? Hmmm... Could that be why The Serpent Lied To Eve? Truly, the saying "Understanding MOST ladies is like understanding an encyclopedia" is valid in this area... I use "MOST" without an apology What Are Some Questions Ladies Ask Without Really Expecting A Sincere Reply? 1. How Do I Look? Don't you get it, girl? After all the "Jezebelian" earrings that looks like a cutlass and horrible make up making you look like a DOLL, how do you think you look? OK, can the mirror tell a lie? Hian! Well, to let peace reign, we'll just say, "you're okay"...and Okay means "I'm just managing you"......

As a Yoruba person I find it irritating when I am being judged by misconceptions people have about my tribe, or not being judged based on who i am. We have failed to be one as a nation because of the so called belief we have about each particular tribe, which are mostly untrue and a biased opinion being passed down from one generation to another. I married outside my tribe as a Yoruba person, and my spouse was being advised against marrying a Yoruba person, listing out all my character without even seeing me once. Likewise my people also had their reservations about the tribe i want to marry from. We as a new generation must move past it, and fully accept our flaws and imperfections on an individual basis and not as a tribe. If an Anambra person should offend me, I should not judge all igbo people I meet based on the action of an individual. Every tribe as an element of good and bad people, so not exclusive to a particular tribe. I am not here to defend the so called cha...

There are broke girls everywhere in Niga. You might think some are daughters of the governor, senator or a very rich man, guy no level for some of them as they are broke like church rat. What you see in them are mere camouflage. When you get to know them, you go know say "che che" nor gum them. Don't be fooled by their phones or bags or wears or shoes. Most of them are borrowed items use for showing off. Relax with a bottle of cooled drink as I unveil the signs of a broke ass girl. 6 Signs to know a broke girl. 1. Broke girls remain focused on keeping their hair and nails done. The broke girls are so worried about how their hair looks? The broke ass girls is always concern with her hail or nails. You see paint of different colours on her nails. They always lied about the cost of hail or nails. Some will tell you they fixed their nailes for 50k whereas a girl did it for them for just 100 box. Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer purses, and on...

[I] Most young Nigerian students cheat at least once in their high school career and it's so funny students behave in ways that are inconsistent with their stated beliefs Almost everybody does it or must have done it at one point in time and I know many hypocrites involved in such act will storm on this thread and start spewing gilbberish. Let's examine each one of these students Note: I am not guilty of any of the stated points. I am actually allergic to masquerade carrying before those hypocrites mouth thrash me. Just joking anyway Oooowkay lemme keep the balling rolling Categories Of Students That Carry Expo In The University/Polytechnic 1. The Ones Who Are Addicted To It [/b] The syndrome of masquerade carrying has been running through their veins since the time of Soddom and Gommarah. Even if battalion of soldier are deployed to invigilate, they will still carry the expo expertly 2. The Lazy Students Cheating offers an easy way out no doubt. They d...

How did these militants get hold of such weapons, my goodness.

First and foremost, I prostrate and sincerely apologize to all my guys for this write-up cos I know this is an eye opener for the ladies. Guys abeg make una no vex for Tosyne ooooo Oooowkay, without much ado, let's get to business These are the characters guys exhibit especially when trying to get laid either with their girlfriends or otherwise. Even if you have outgrown these characters, you must have one point in time exhibited them especially when MEN were BOYS Just sit down, relax and don't be in a hurry to read 10 Characters Young Guys Exhibit When Trying To Get Under The Pant Of A Lady 1. He Tries To Hide his manhood This really sounds funny. When he starts having Attention, he tries to grab his pillow and stylishly uses it to block the region of his manhood mainly because he doesn't want to be seen as being desperate. It's just one of those signs 2. Smiling Sheepishly YES an average is likely to smile sheepishly even when everything seems to be...

Defined below are Engineering terms for comprehensive and professional digestion; -Operator: The qualified man (Engineer) that closes and opens feeders in a Control Room. - Injection Substation: A structure or building from which Control Room is created. - Control Room: The room housing the Feeders and the Operator. -Feeder: Electricity source of the Substation (Transformer) on your street from the Control Room. -Substation: Transformer on your street. -Line: The path (Wire) along which Electricity travels from the feeder to your Substation (Transformer). -Relay: A part of the feeder that serves as eyes. It gives/shows reason(s) of trip when there is/are fault(s). -Trip: Feeder opening due to normal or abnormal situation as a result of either external or internet fault(s) - Power Transformer: This is the transformer at the Injection Substation from which Feeders feeding Transformers (Substations) receive supply. -Opening: Switching on -Closing: Switching off -Load she...