Having caught myself more than once in some of this, I decided to come
up few things People & especially Singles Do When They're Bored or
Alone.
1. Eat excessively.
2. Take a selfie with different clothes on.
3. Shave their privy parts (popularly known as punnany, as the case may be).
4. Clean their fans and other electronics for the first time in weeks...
5. They sing aloud. Most times, Off-key!
Dont ask me, Ask ladies! #,hands in mouth #
6. Visit friends and neighbours over nothing important.
7. Stare at the light bulb and keep staring hoping NEPA will understand. Iffa hear!
8. Login to Social Networks like Nairaland, and start view other people's profile. Some decides to start bashing you and damning your thread.
DON'T BLAME THEM. LONELINESS KNOWS THEM BY NAME...says West life.
9. Start playing with their pets at home. Some even go make their dogs up...come dey laff the dog as if the dog understand wetin dey happen... Nawa o!
10. Excessive Watching of TV...Homevideo and Telemundo fans. How is it going?
11. Listen to music...Guys and music sha...
12. Read a book...
Nerds/introverts be like:
Now you're talking...
13. Call a friend just to say HI.
If a girl calls you just to say HI. Don't be too quick to misinterprete her, abeg, to avoid heart attack.
She might just be bored and needs to talk...
14. Take a walk. I call this Sending Yourself On A Fool's Errand...
You just leave Your Self Contain con begin to walk like...mtchew!
15. Make up a short story or work on an article. Perhaps, a book. Some play their guitar or other musical instruments.
16. Do something nice for your girl. Like a Poem or a card. You could use MS PowerPoint or CorelDraw...
It works like magic...thank me later! Lol
17. Play Video games. How should I forget this?
18. Stare endlessly at the mirror. I guess, they are like, "why is my nose flat?" "Why my buttt no big small?", "If not for this my tribal marks enh...!"
Lol! You don't need that!
19. Play with parts of their body...trying to euphemize my words here...
As dem talk, A lonely man is the devil's workshop...
Most young people self service the most when they're bored and lonely. #FACT#
ADVICE: The cure to loneliness is don't be lonely. Get involved in something worthwhile. For all who just passed out from NYSC, you might be going through this, haha... start from somewhere!
A million dollar job will come but keep your hands busy!
After working for three years now, I can deduce the effect of work to a man...
IT ADDS VALUE TO HUMAN LIFE! The pay, notwithstanding.
Loneliness is the mother to all bad habits, don't be lonely.
1. Eat excessively.
2. Take a selfie with different clothes on.
3. Shave their privy parts (popularly known as punnany, as the case may be).
4. Clean their fans and other electronics for the first time in weeks...
5. They sing aloud. Most times, Off-key!
Dont ask me, Ask ladies! #,hands in mouth #
6. Visit friends and neighbours over nothing important.
7. Stare at the light bulb and keep staring hoping NEPA will understand. Iffa hear!
8. Login to Social Networks like Nairaland, and start view other people's profile. Some decides to start bashing you and damning your thread.
DON'T BLAME THEM. LONELINESS KNOWS THEM BY NAME...says West life.
9. Start playing with their pets at home. Some even go make their dogs up...come dey laff the dog as if the dog understand wetin dey happen... Nawa o!
10. Excessive Watching of TV...Homevideo and Telemundo fans. How is it going?
11. Listen to music...Guys and music sha...
12. Read a book...
Nerds/introverts be like:
Now you're talking...
13. Call a friend just to say HI.
If a girl calls you just to say HI. Don't be too quick to misinterprete her, abeg, to avoid heart attack.
She might just be bored and needs to talk...
14. Take a walk. I call this Sending Yourself On A Fool's Errand...
You just leave Your Self Contain con begin to walk like...mtchew!
15. Make up a short story or work on an article. Perhaps, a book. Some play their guitar or other musical instruments.
16. Do something nice for your girl. Like a Poem or a card. You could use MS PowerPoint or CorelDraw...
It works like magic...thank me later! Lol
17. Play Video games. How should I forget this?
18. Stare endlessly at the mirror. I guess, they are like, "why is my nose flat?" "Why my buttt no big small?", "If not for this my tribal marks enh...!"
Lol! You don't need that!
19. Play with parts of their body...trying to euphemize my words here...
As dem talk, A lonely man is the devil's workshop...
Most young people self service the most when they're bored and lonely. #FACT#
ADVICE: The cure to loneliness is don't be lonely. Get involved in something worthwhile. For all who just passed out from NYSC, you might be going through this, haha... start from somewhere!
A million dollar job will come but keep your hands busy!
After working for three years now, I can deduce the effect of work to a man...
IT ADDS VALUE TO HUMAN LIFE! The pay, notwithstanding.
Loneliness is the mother to all bad habits, don't be lonely.
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