akpors COMPARISM CLASS....lol so funnyy

Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal and our guests how much we have learnt so far dis year! Let's do comparisons .... So if I say small, you say small, smaller, smallest. [Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : "Big, Bigger, Biggest." ....
Teacher : "clean."
Students : "clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher : "tall."
Students : "tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :"very good!!!
Students : "very good, very goodder, very goodest.
Teacher : "oh gosh."
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
Teacher : "stop it now"
Students : "stop it now, stop it nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : "oh please."
Students :"oh please, oh pleaser, oh please-st..
Teacher : "Look at me..!!!
Students : "look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est.
Teacher : "what a disgrace!
Students : "what a disgrace, what a disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die"¦
Students : I don die, I don dier, I don diest!!!
Teacher faint!

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