Akpos was about to make Sex with a Girl

Akpos, after convincing Judith that he was good in bed, finally got her to his room for demonstration. While he took off his clothes, tattooed on his arm was REEBOK, on his chest PUMA and on his back D&G. She thought that was s*xy, but when he took off his boxers on his penis was AIDS. Judith, suddenly apprehensive, declined the demonstration. Then Akpos said to her, "Relax babe, when it's erect, it reads ADIDAS."


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